just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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