what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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