did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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