the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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