Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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