Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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