Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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