So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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