Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i came on her dog
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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