why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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