oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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