Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Just invented taco cereal.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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