Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
tequila makes me forget i have legs
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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