We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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