Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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