Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
