Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
