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And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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