It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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