Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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