my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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