In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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