i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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