i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize
