Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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