New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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