ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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