office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
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I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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