I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
So. Much. Porn.
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