i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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