@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
