I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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