I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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