But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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