I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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