I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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