How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...