Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
