Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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