Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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