white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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