Where is the hickey?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
should my penis look like a turkey
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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