try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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