I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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