Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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