Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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