Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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