Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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