Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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