you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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