yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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