It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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